Rather disturbing that you know that....I didn't.....
LD
Oh my, Gentlemen, you forgot to mention the matching garters...….
Reminds me of the time Navy Arms first came out with their new One Piece Black Walnut Stocks on their M1863 Springfields with a huge price increase, back in the mid/late 1980's. One customer sighed after examining one and said his wife wouldn't let him buy another Rifle Musket. I offered every excuse/reason I knew of, but he had tried them all and she wasn't buying it. Finally when he told me he had just bought a Union Uniform to occasionally "galvanize" at events were there weren't enough Federals and it would go nicely with the uniform, I cried "That's It !! You need to tell her you have to have this for your new outfit! You had to get a new bag, belt, hat, shoes and now you need this to finish the outfit !!" He grinned and with a great deal of disbelief, he said, "Do you really think she would go for that?' I told him you have to think like a woman to justify to a wife something you want to buy....
About four hours later he returned, pointed to the Rifle Musket on the wall and while he was peeling of five One Hundred Dollar Bills - he was grinning and shaking his head. I told him I had to know just what convinced her. He laughed and said he had tried all the old reasons/excuses and had once more bombed with them. He got mad, kicked some firewood and hurt his toes a bit because he was wearing PC repro Brogans with not much protection for the toes. While he sat and nursed his aching toes, he remembered what I had suggested. So after that he hobbled over to her a bit later and tried that with her. She said, "Oh, I understand now. You have to finish accessorizing your new outfit! OK, go ahead and get it." We both got a belly laugh out of that.
Afterwards when I told that story, I was surprised it worked for some more guys as well.
Gus