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Mark Twain went out West in the early 1860s and wrote about his adventures in his book "Roughing It." He also wrote about the double-action pepperbox his traveling companion George Bemis carried and the chain fires Bemis suffered:

CHAPTER II.

The first thing we did on that glad evening that landed us at St. Joseph was to hunt up the stage-office, and pay a hundred and fifty dollars apiece for tickets per overland coach to Carson City, Nevada.

The next morning, bright and early, we took a hasty breakfast, and hurried to the starting-place. Then an inconvenience presented itself which we had not properly appreciated before, namely, that one cannot make a heavy traveling trunk stand for twenty-five pounds of baggage—because it weighs a good deal more. But that was all we could take—twenty-five pounds each. So we had to snatch our trunks open, and make a selection in a good deal of a hurry. We put our lawful twenty-five pounds apiece all in one valise, and shipped the trunks back to St. Louis again. It was a sad parting, for now we had no swallow-tail coats and white kid gloves to wear at Pawnee receptions in the Rocky Mountains, and no stove-pipe hats nor patent-leather boots, nor anything else necessary to make life calm and peaceful. We were reduced to a war-footing. Each of us put on a rough, heavy suit of clothing, woolen army shirt and "stogy" boots included; and into the valise we crowded a few white shirts, some under-clothing and such things. My brother, the Secretary, took along about four pounds of United States statutes and six pounds of Unabridged Dictionary; for we did not know—poor innocents—that such things could be bought in San Francisco on one day and received in Carson City the next. I was armed to the teeth with a pitiful little Smith & Wesson's seven-shooter, which carried a ball like a homoeopathic pill, and it took the whole seven to make a dose for an adult. But I thought it was grand. It appeared to me to be a dangerous weapon. It only had one fault—you could not hit anything with it. One of our "conductors" practiced awhile on a cow with it, and as long as she stood still and behaved herself she was safe; but as soon as she went to moving about, and he got to shooting at other things, she came to grief. The Secretary had a small-sized Colt's revolver strapped around him for protection against the Indians, and to guard against accidents he carried it uncapped. Mr. George Bemis was dismally formidable. George Bemis was our fellow-traveler.

We had never seen him before. He wore in his belt an old original "Allen" revolver, such as irreverent people called a "pepper-box." Simply drawing the trigger back, cocked and fired the pistol. As the trigger came back, the hammer would begin to rise and the barrel to turn over, and presently down would drop the hammer, and away would speed the ball. To aim along the turning barrel and hit the thing aimed at was a feat which was probably never done with an "Allen" in the world. But George's was a reliable weapon, nevertheless, because, as one of the stage-drivers afterward said, "If she didn't get what she went after, she would fetch something else." And so she did. She went after a deuce of spades nailed against a tree, once, and fetched a mule standing about thirty yards to the left of it. Bemis did not want the mule; but the owner came out with a double-barreled shotgun and persuaded him to buy it, anyhow. It was a cheerful weapon—the "Allen." Sometimes all its six barrels would go off at once, and then there was no safe place in all the region round about, but behind it.

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I love Mark Twain. I used to wonder why he got bitter in his old age. Now that I'm older...I no longer wonder.
Sam got bitter about the time he lost a great deal of money by investing unwisely. We claim him as he's from here and the Clemons family's buried here. Father of American humor, some call him. Worth reading again.
 
hrt4me, I read this many decades ago, probably when I was in my thirties. I remember laughing so hard my late wife asked want was so funny. Thank you for bringing back fond memories and making me laugh again. Many thanks, Phill.
The way I remember Twain telling it was, "He aimed at the bowel of the tree and fetched the nigh mule off the hitch". I too laughed until I cried ! 😄
 
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Used to have an old Allen pepperbox. It was missing parts and had a broken hammer, but the action still worked... sort of. My grandfather took it in lieu of money for a debt owed him. He could have gotten a Colt SAA, but that gun worked and he didn't want a working gun in his house. Gave the pepperbox to my sun along with the family lore. Wish somebody would make a modern reproduction that I could actually shoot.
 
He writes some interesting things and makes some great observations about people, religions, practices and social mores of the time.

While firmly making these observations tongue in cheek, all of it was written with bald-a** truth as a basis.
 
Used to have an old Allen pepperbox. It was missing parts and had a broken hammer, but the action still worked... sort of. My grandfather took it in lieu of money for a debt owed him. He could have gotten a Colt SAA, but that gun worked and he didn't want a working gun in his house. Gave the pepperbox to my sun along with the family lore. Wish somebody would make a modern reproduction that I could actually shoot.
there are modern, functioning reproductions

my originals still work, and I fire them occasionally
 
The first thing we did on that glad evening that landed us at St. Joseph was to hunt up the stage-office, and pay a hundred and fifty dollars apiece for tickets per overland coach to Carson City, Nevada.


FWIW

$150 in 1860 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $5,380.32 today, an increase of $5,230.32 over 162 years.

The dollar had an average inflation rate of 2.23% per year between 1860 and today, producing a cumulative price increase of 3,486.88%.
 
Here in the Hannibal area, we still revere Sam ...er...Mark Twain even though apparently at least some of his works are being removed from schools across the nation. Boyhood home, cave where ***** Joe hung out, even the annual fence-painting contest, riverboat, etc. Tom and Becky are selected from local youth each year as ambassadors. It's all here and we have fun with it. Stop by and visit a while.
 
FWIW

$150 in 1860 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $5,380.32 today, an increase of $5,230.32 over 162 years.

The dollar had an average inflation rate of 2.23% per year between 1860 and today, producing a cumulative price increase of 3,486.88%.
Well, another way to look at it: if he paid his fare in US gold coin (an ounce of gold was worth around $20) he would have forked over around 7 ounces of gold, which today is worth about $14K.
 
Sam got bitter about the time he lost a great deal of money by investing unwisely. We claim him as he's from here and the Clemons family's buried here. Father of American humor, some call him. Worth reading again.
In 1885 Clemens helped a terminally-ill General Grant write his memoirs on the Civil War, and negotiated for Grant a much better money deal from another publisher than Grant was preparing to sign a contract with. Grant was heavily in debt after having been swindled out of almost all his money by a business partner. He was determined to leave his wife and family enough money to pay off the debts and to live on for the rest of their lives.
Grant worked feverishly in a race against time, with Clemens proofreading, and the memoirs were finished a few days before Grant died from throat cancer.
A year or two after his death, Grant’s wife received a royalty check from the publisher for $200,000, the highest book royalty ever paid up to that time.
 
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