I only hope everyone knows that it is illegal to shoot Swans in any part of the USA. The question, is why would anyone shoot a swan?
There is the story of the State Trooper who pulled a car over for speeding, and as he walked up to the driver's side window to get his license and registration, he sees a shotgun lying in the back seat. He tells the driver, " Don't tell me that is a real shotgun in the back seat? "
The driver says, " Okay officer, if you don't want me to say that I won't. But my momma always told me to tell the truth. "
The officer says, " Tell me that gun is not loaded, at least!"
The driver says, " Well, if that will make you happy, I will, but My momma always told me to tell the truth and I would rather not lie to you, sir."
The officer says to the driver, " Why would you be carrying a loaded shotgun in your car? Don't you know that it is unsafe to transport a loaded shotgun? Why it could go off and injure someone in another car, or just standing on the side of the road? "
The driver says, I am sorry, officer, I didn' know that. "
The officer says, " Well, tell me why you have a loaded shotgun in your car at this time of year."
The driver says, " To hunt with ".
the officer says, " Hunt with? There are no hunting seasons open at this time of year!"
The driver says, " I am sorry, officer, I didn't know that. "
The officer asks: " What were you hunting?"
The driver says, " Swan".
The officer says, " Oh, please, Lord, tell me you didn't kill a swan. Why, that is a federal offense!"
The driver says, " Well, officer, if it would make your feel better, I will, but my momma always told me to tell the truth, and I don't want to lie to you, sir."
The officer, now beside himself, says, " I don't believe this. Where is the swan you killed? "
The driver says: " In my trunk. "
The officer orders him out of the car with his keys and tells him to open the trunk. There, lying in the trunk, is a dead swan.
The officer says to the driver, " Man, why would you kill a swan? "
The driver says, " Why, to eat, sir. My momma always taught me to never waste food."
The officer says, "You were going to eat this swan? Well, what does it taste like? "
The driver says," Well, Its sort of a cross between California Condor, and American Bald Eagle!" :haha: