Trade gun for grizzlies

[Moleman]

I figure I'd have better than average chance of out running the beast.
I'm not young or fast but while he was busy slipping, sliding and trying to get traction in what once was in my bowels I think I could outrun him.
Even if he did catch up to me, the smell would turn him away........bears have standards to ya know.

 

[WadeP]

If the bear is already running at 35mph, he'll close that 20 yards in 1.18 seconds. You might have enough time to get a shot off, but you won't have the luxury of waiting until the bear is closer. He's already on you.

 

[Trigger]

Fast.. you know.

My sister has one of those Belgian Malinuar.

I hate that dog.. it's crazy.. I'd have no problem letting that thing go chew on some grizzly bear.

 

[Trigger]

Only problem I might get attacked by both of them. That's for sure.

My sister would be fine. That dog. I'd feel bad for bear.