What are your excuses please.

[bubba.50]

Most everything I buy is online so it comes right to the door. Same with the junk she buys. I don't say anything about all her junk & she don't say anything about mine.

 

[user 49399]

Never needed an excuse. My wife likes guns too.

 

[chorizo]

You need to read Patrick McManus' treaty on "Gunrunning Past your Wife"

It will set you free.

 

[azmntman]

I got caught last month with a new to me Navy .36 and a .22mg NNA revolver. Same week. I am brave (scared tho) as I swingng another deal this week! pray for me hehehe. She used to buy a new sewing machine in retaliation but that only lasted 4 machines.

 

[chorizo]

I got caught last month with a new to me Navy .36 and a .22mg NNA revolver. Same week. I am brave (scared tho) as I swingng another deal this week! pray for me hehehe. She used to buy a new sewing machine in retaliation but that only lasted 4 machines.

Send me the Navy 36 or I rat you out!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wouldn't do that to a Brother.

 

[2 shots]

i dont have to worry. wife is good with it .never an issue. its my hobby i could have worse ones

 

[smo]

Just tell her Merry Christmas, you bought her a muzzle loader thinking she would enjoy it….

 

[chorizo]

Just tell her Merry Christmas, you bought her a muzzle loader thinking she would enjoy it….

No wonder you are the last of the SMO..hicans

 

[BlazingIron]

Whenever I get the inevitable question “How many guns do you need? You can only shoot one at a time. ” I respond with: how many pairs of shoes do you need? You only have two feet!” And that my friends ends the questioning!

 

[hanshi]

Tell her your doctor says unless you get another one you'll come down with "haibachery" which will make you allergic to jewelry.

 

[tgfrench]

But honey he's almost giving it to me at this price and I can always get more for it if I have too.

 

[JeffG]

Don't be suspicious of me, but my wife is pretty understanding. Everything pretty much comes right in the front door. She is getting that "those guns" blur, so she doesn't notice a shuffle or two. On the flip side, I sold an unmentionable recently, and took us on a nice vacation. So she likes guns.

 

[Piquant]

I don’t ask, I just go ahead buy what I want and take my *** whipping like a man. I rather ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

 

[LME]

Won it on a two dollar raffle ticket I bought from the boy scouts fund raiser outside of walmart. The girl scouts were there also selling cookies I bought a box of them also but the dog and I ate them all on the home.

That is a good one! I have never used that one before? I am going to give that one a try real soon!

 

[SOLANCO]

i dont have to worry. wife is good with it .never an issue. its my hobby i could have worse ones

Like redheads.

 

[deerstalkert]

Like redheads.

i thought this was about new guns, not death wishes!
my gal has given up even trying to keep track. and I did sell a 40 year collection of winchesters and use that fund for my Muzzleloaders.

 

[user 48679]

I long ago came up with the perfect solution to the wife issue - Buy some bling and tell her that the gun & the jewelry came as a package deal, and ask how she likes her part of the deal.

 

[nkbj]

Hon, the Sun has an eleven year cycle. The ball develops an imparted current when it passes through the magnetic field and a slower twist barrel will reduce that when the Sun's output increases.

 

[Urban Coyote]

I can't remember how I got there but when I bring a new gun home, muzzleloader or modern, my wife just smiles and calls it "another new member of the family". On a good day she'll do some house work too.

 

[Stub]

What ever I spend on a new gun, is matched by the same amount in her casino kitty. Works for us!