On a whim once...as I do most things, I wrote some songs just for fun. I am not a singer, and can strum a guitar a little, so it was a project. I called this one "The Original Genuine Okra Blues". The words sort of went like this, with the chorus missing and stuff like that:
I've got the original, genuine okra blues
You drop it in your mouth, and it don't stop till it hits your shoes.
You fry it in a pan...it's just crispy and fine
But you boil it up, and it just turns into slime
Gimme some beans, either navy, pinto or greens
cause that okra sorta leave me leaking at the seams
If you eat pinto beans, you can make some bubbles in the tub
It'll keep you laughing, while you're trying to scrub
Take my advice and don't eat anything blue
And don't order anything called a number two
Be careful what you eat and you'll live a long, long time
Just don't ever eat that nasty old okra slime....
Without the chorus and some repeated verses and stuff like that, it probably loses some of what I was trying to get across, but it might give you some idea of it....