I agree Fred. Should be a couple of chapters on Ol Ed battling some of those demon squirrels like in the picture you posted.I think a novel.
"The Adventures of ETipp and His Mighty Crockett Rifle"
I agree Fred. Should be a couple of chapters on Ol Ed battling some of those demon squirrels like in the picture you posted.I think a novel.
"The Adventures of ETipp and His Mighty Crockett Rifle"
Enjoy!I just got my book this morning. Thanks for putting it in a zip lock bag, we have had a monsoon going on here for the last couple of days. It definitely needed the extra protection. I cant wait to start it tonight!
I still have nightmares due to that evil picture.I agree Fred. Should be a couple of chapters on Ol Ed battling some of those demon squirrels like in the picture you posted.
I wish. The one feeder was a gift from my kids for Father's Day several years ago. Ah well. Price I have to pay for not living in the middle of town I guess.Down here in Florida the Governor recently signed a bill into Law...
We have a stand your grounds right VS the bears rights...
They are bad down here.
Lol. I read that last sentence to my wife!The last sentence had me cracking up. I like those same things too
As ETipp stood facing the pack of demon squirrels with his broken ramrod in one hand, and a razor sharp buck knife in the other, through gritted teeth he snarled "I won't go down without a fight you bushy tailed sonsabithces", he hears a distant report, and hears a thud of a three pound demon squirrel hit the ground. Unbeknownst to Ed, he was about to pounce from behind. Ed looks behind him, and sees a figure running through the woods, hopping over downed trees and reloading on the run. "Fred, am I glad to see you!". Fred replies, I'm just glad I put a few extra grains in my Crockett for that fifty yard shot. Just then Jim K walks up and kneels down to inspect the demon squirrel. I can't mount him he says, "Fred you turned his head into a canoe". Fred shrugs his shoulders and replies, "aim small miss small". Snakebit walks in passing around the flask of Blanton's, and turns to Ed and says, "here ya go Ed, I have a spare brass ramrod for your Crockett. The hickory ones are nice looking, but can leave you high and dry if they snap during a fight". A powerful engine roars in the distance. Soon, Long cruise pulls up on a 6 Wheeled ATV loaded with squirrel traps and a flamethrower. He says to the small group"cork that bottle you hillbillies. We have traps to set. We need to send these demon squirrels back to hell".That's right...
Calling on partners, Jim K.
Snakebit, and Gum Slough. Etc...
Uh ohLol. I read that last sentence to my wife!
That's what I'm talking about...As ETipp stood facing the pack of demon squirrels with his broken ramrod in one hand, and a razor sharp buck knife in the other, through gritted teeth he snarled "I won't go down without a fight you bushy tailed sonsabithces", he hears a distant report, and hears a thud of a three pound demon squirrel hit the ground. Unbeknownst to Ed, he was about to pounce from behind. Ed looks behind him, and sees a figure running through the woods, hopping over downed trees and reloading on the run. "Fred, am I glad to see you!". Fred replies, I'm just glad I put a few extra grains in my Crockett for that fifty yard shot. Just then Jim K walks up and kneels down to inspect the demon squirrel. I can't mount him he says, "Fred you turned his head into a canoe". Fred shrugs his shoulders and replies, "aim small miss small". Snakebit walks in passing around the flask of Blanton's, and turns to Ed and says, "here ya go Ed, I have a spare brass ramrod for your Crockett. The hickory ones are nice looking, but can leave you high and dry if they snap during a fight". A powerful engine roars in the distance. Soon, Long cruise pulls up on a 6 Wheeled ATV loaded with squirrel traps and a flamethrower. He says to the small group"cork that bottle you hillbillies. We have traps to set. We need to send these demon squirrels back to hell".
Oh my gosh. That’s funny stuff right there, I don’t care who you are.As ETipp stood facing the pack of demon squirrels with his broken ramrod in one hand, and a razor sharp buck knife in the other, through gritted teeth he snarled "I won't go down without a fight you bushy tailed sonsabithces", he hears a distant report, and hears a thud of a three pound demon squirrel hit the ground. Unbeknownst to Ed, he was about to pounce from behind. Ed looks behind him, and sees a figure running through the woods, hopping over downed trees and reloading on the run. "Fred, am I glad to see you!". Fred replies, I'm just glad I put a few extra grains in my Crockett for that fifty yard shot. Just then Jim K walks up and kneels down to inspect the demon squirrel. I can't mount him he says, "Fred you turned his head into a canoe". Fred shrugs his shoulders and replies, "aim small miss small". Snakebit walks in passing around the flask of Blanton's, and turns to Ed and says, "here ya go Ed, I have a spare brass ramrod for your Crockett. The hickory ones are nice looking, but can leave you high and dry if they snap during a fight". A powerful engine roars in the distance. Soon, Long cruise pulls up on a 6 Wheeled ATV loaded with squirrel traps and a flamethrower. He says to the small group"cork that bottle you hillbillies. We have traps to set. We need to send these demon squirrels back to hell".
Uh, oh. No doubt about it, I seem to have a knack of getting in trouble with women. Even the ones I don’t know.Lol. I read that last sentence to my wife!
I think YOU need to write a book. That’s funny!!As ETipp stood facing the pack of demon squirrels with his broken ramrod in one hand, and a razor sharp buck knife in the other, through gritted teeth he snarled "I won't go down without a fight you bushy tailed sonsabithces", he hears a distant report, and hears a thud of a three pound demon squirrel hit the ground. Unbeknownst to Ed, he was about to pounce from behind. Ed looks behind him, and sees a figure running through the woods, hopping over downed trees and reloading on the run. "Fred, am I glad to see you!". Fred replies, I'm just glad I put a few extra grains in my Crockett for that fifty yard shot. Just then Jim K walks up and kneels down to inspect the demon squirrel. I can't mount him he says, "Fred you turned his head into a canoe". Fred shrugs his shoulders and replies, "aim small miss small". Snakebit walks in passing around the flask of Blanton's, and turns to Ed and says, "here ya go Ed, I have a spare brass ramrod for your Crockett. The hickory ones are nice looking, but can leave you high and dry if they snap during a fight". A powerful engine roars in the distance. Soon, Long cruise pulls up on a 6 Wheeled ATV loaded with squirrel traps and a flamethrower. He says to the small group"cork that bottle you hillbillies. We have traps to set. We need to send these demon squirrels back to hell".
I'm going to blame Ed for me not getting the blades, oil change and fittings greased on the mower yesterday. His book came and I read it cover to cover. And of course today it's raining. I can do it in the garage, but if I drop oil on the floor I'm toast.Uh, oh. No doubt about it, I seem to have a knack of getting in trouble with women. Even the ones I don’t know.
Your Honor, I rest my case!I'm going to blame Ed for me not getting the blades, oil change and fittings greased on the mower yesterday. His book came and I read it cover to cover. And of course today it's raining. I can do it in the garage, but if I drop oil on the floor I'm toast.
Sounds justifiable to me!I'm going to blame Ed for me not getting the blades, oil change and fittings greased on the mower yesterday. His book came and I read it cover to cover. And of course today it's raining. I can do it in the garage, but if I drop oil on the floor I'm toast.
Nah, I'll take it on the chin. She knows how much I hate dropping the deck on that thing. Everytime she smokes the belts I remind her. Besides, being in trouble with her are familiar waters.Sounds justifiable to me!
Me too!I still have nightmares due to that evil picture.
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