2024/2025 Squirrel Hunting Thread...........

[snakebit]

I think a novel.
"The Adventures of ETipp and His Mighty Crockett Rifle"

I agree Fred. Should be a couple of chapters on Ol Ed battling some of those demon squirrels like in the picture you posted.

 

[ETipp]

I just got my book this morning. Thanks for putting it in a zip lock bag, we have had a monsoon going on here for the last couple of days. It definitely needed the extra protection. I cant wait to start it tonight!

Enjoy!

 

[ETipp]

I agree Fred. Should be a couple of chapters on Ol Ed battling some of those demon squirrels like in the picture you posted.

I still have nightmares due to that evil picture.

 

[Gum Slough Muzzleloader]

That's right...
Calling on partners, Jim K.
Snakebit, and Gum Slough. Etc...

 

[snakebit]

Down here in Florida the Governor recently signed a bill into Law...
We have a stand your grounds right VS the bears rights...

They are bad down here.

I wish. The one feeder was a gift from my kids for Father's Day several years ago. Ah well. Price I have to pay for not living in the middle of town I guess.

 

[Jim K]

The last sentence had me cracking up. I like those same things too

Lol. I read that last sentence to my wife!

 

[snakebit]

That's right...
Calling on partners, Jim K.
Snakebit, and Gum Slough. Etc...

As ETipp stood facing the pack of demon squirrels with his broken ramrod in one hand, and a razor sharp buck knife in the other, through gritted teeth he snarled "I won't go down without a fight you bushy tailed sonsabithces", he hears a distant report, and hears a thud of a three pound demon squirrel hit the ground. Unbeknownst to Ed, he was about to pounce from behind. Ed looks behind him, and sees a figure running through the woods, hopping over downed trees and reloading on the run. "Fred, am I glad to see you!". Fred replies, I'm just glad I put a few extra grains in my Crockett for that fifty yard shot. Just then Jim K walks up and kneels down to inspect the demon squirrel. I can't mount him he says, "Fred you turned his head into a canoe". Fred shrugs his shoulders and replies, "aim small miss small". Snakebit walks in passing around the flask of Blanton's, and turns to Ed and says, "here ya go Ed, I have a spare brass ramrod for your Crockett. The hickory ones are nice looking, but can leave you high and dry if they snap during a fight". A powerful engine roars in the distance. Soon, Long cruise pulls up on a 6 Wheeled ATV loaded with squirrel traps and a flamethrower. He says to the small group"cork that bottle you hillbillies. We have traps to set. We need to send these demon squirrels back to hell".

 

[snakebit]

Lol. I read that last sentence to my wife!

Uh oh

 

[Gum Slough Muzzleloader]

As ETipp stood facing the pack of demon squirrels with his broken ramrod in one hand, and a razor sharp buck knife in the other, through gritted teeth he snarled "I won't go down without a fight you bushy tailed sonsabithces", he hears a distant report, and hears a thud of a three pound demon squirrel hit the ground. Unbeknownst to Ed, he was about to pounce from behind. Ed looks behind him, and sees a figure running through the woods, hopping over downed trees and reloading on the run. "Fred, am I glad to see you!". Fred replies, I'm just glad I put a few extra grains in my Crockett for that fifty yard shot. Just then Jim K walks up and kneels down to inspect the demon squirrel. I can't mount him he says, "Fred you turned his head into a canoe". Fred shrugs his shoulders and replies, "aim small miss small". Snakebit walks in passing around the flask of Blanton's, and turns to Ed and says, "here ya go Ed, I have a spare brass ramrod for your Crockett. The hickory ones are nice looking, but can leave you high and dry if they snap during a fight". A powerful engine roars in the distance. Soon, Long cruise pulls up on a 6 Wheeled ATV loaded with squirrel traps and a flamethrower. He says to the small group"cork that bottle you hillbillies. We have traps to set. We need to send these demon squirrels back to hell".

That's what I'm talking about...
Love it....

 

[ETipp]

As ETipp stood facing the pack of demon squirrels with his broken ramrod in one hand, and a razor sharp buck knife in the other, through gritted teeth he snarled "I won't go down without a fight you bushy tailed sonsabithces", he hears a distant report, and hears a thud of a three pound demon squirrel hit the ground. Unbeknownst to Ed, he was about to pounce from behind. Ed looks behind him, and sees a figure running through the woods, hopping over downed trees and reloading on the run. "Fred, am I glad to see you!". Fred replies, I'm just glad I put a few extra grains in my Crockett for that fifty yard shot. Just then Jim K walks up and kneels down to inspect the demon squirrel. I can't mount him he says, "Fred you turned his head into a canoe". Fred shrugs his shoulders and replies, "aim small miss small". Snakebit walks in passing around the flask of Blanton's, and turns to Ed and says, "here ya go Ed, I have a spare brass ramrod for your Crockett. The hickory ones are nice looking, but can leave you high and dry if they snap during a fight". A powerful engine roars in the distance. Soon, Long cruise pulls up on a 6 Wheeled ATV loaded with squirrel traps and a flamethrower. He says to the small group"cork that bottle you hillbillies. We have traps to set. We need to send these demon squirrels back to hell".

Oh my gosh. That’s funny stuff right there, I don’t care who you are.

 

[ETipp]

Lol. I read that last sentence to my wife!

Uh, oh. No doubt about it, I seem to have a knack of getting in trouble with women. Even the ones I don’t know.

 

[Gum Slough Muzzleloader]

Look at the mind rot and sickness that's on TV and YouTube.
This way better and funnier than all of that

 

[Jim K]

As ETipp stood facing the pack of demon squirrels with his broken ramrod in one hand, and a razor sharp buck knife in the other, through gritted teeth he snarled "I won't go down without a fight you bushy tailed sonsabithces", he hears a distant report, and hears a thud of a three pound demon squirrel hit the ground. Unbeknownst to Ed, he was about to pounce from behind. Ed looks behind him, and sees a figure running through the woods, hopping over downed trees and reloading on the run. "Fred, am I glad to see you!". Fred replies, I'm just glad I put a few extra grains in my Crockett for that fifty yard shot. Just then Jim K walks up and kneels down to inspect the demon squirrel. I can't mount him he says, "Fred you turned his head into a canoe". Fred shrugs his shoulders and replies, "aim small miss small". Snakebit walks in passing around the flask of Blanton's, and turns to Ed and says, "here ya go Ed, I have a spare brass ramrod for your Crockett. The hickory ones are nice looking, but can leave you high and dry if they snap during a fight". A powerful engine roars in the distance. Soon, Long cruise pulls up on a 6 Wheeled ATV loaded with squirrel traps and a flamethrower. He says to the small group"cork that bottle you hillbillies. We have traps to set. We need to send these demon squirrels back to hell".

I think YOU need to write a book. That’s funny!!

 

[ETipp]

Wowser, the trees here are exploding out. Nice warm weather forecast for next week. If this keeps up, things are going to be thick come spring squirrel hunting season. Still have 37 days remaining, too.

But I’m not counting.

 

[snakebit]

Uh, oh. No doubt about it, I seem to have a knack of getting in trouble with women. Even the ones I don’t know.

I'm going to blame Ed for me not getting the blades, oil change and fittings greased on the mower yesterday. His book came and I read it cover to cover. And of course today it's raining. I can do it in the garage, but if I drop oil on the floor I'm toast.

 

[ETipp]

I'm going to blame Ed for me not getting the blades, oil change and fittings greased on the mower yesterday. His book came and I read it cover to cover. And of course today it's raining. I can do it in the garage, but if I drop oil on the floor I'm toast.

Your Honor, I rest my case!

 

[Gum Slough Muzzleloader]

I'm going to blame Ed for me not getting the blades, oil change and fittings greased on the mower yesterday. His book came and I read it cover to cover. And of course today it's raining. I can do it in the garage, but if I drop oil on the floor I'm toast.

Sounds justifiable to me!

 

[snakebit]

Sounds justifiable to me!

Nah, I'll take it on the chin. She knows how much I hate dropping the deck on that thing. Everytime she smokes the belts I remind her. Besides, being in trouble with her are familiar waters.

 

[longcruise]

I still have nightmares due to that evil picture.

Me too!

 

[yellowhammer]

Ed, Cool book; very enjoyable. RE> seeing squirrels at night, we used to run dogs at night after coon and possums, and see them often, especially on full moons, doing normal squirrel activities like it was daylight.