I don't much care for the abbreviations when talking about various guns. I always have trouble figuring out which gun they are writing about.
Ditto for me.I prefer the traditional, old time terminology - what the normal, everyday folks in the past called things from their time. My Grandad, who hunted with muzzle loaders in the early 1900's called caplock nipples, "tubes".
Quite a rant.How to write for muzzleloader magazines and web pages.
With this simple guide you can write like an old timer, even if you wear a tie and have never handled a gun. Just start the sentence and select a different word each time you need to make a decision. Without even a computer to screw it up, you can produce an infinite number of different stories.
DON’T say “I went to the range last weekend to shoot my flintlock.” NO, NO, NO – use the guide:
Last weekend I (traveled, vamoosed, headed out, drove, trotted) out to the (bunkers, targets, back 40, woods, quarry) to (make smoke, blast targets, pop a cap, puncture paper, spark a flint) with my (smokepole, frontloader, rocklock, capcracker). (Ol’ Betsy, Sureshot, Buttlicker, Rattlebang, Bullpuncher) is the most accurate (firearm, rifle, gun, smokepole, etc) I own. She/He’s a real (tackdriver, holepuncher, centercutter, sure kill) at (100 yds, 50 yds, ¼ mile, whatever the audience will believe). (From rest, offhand, kneeling, prone, backwards in a mirror) I routinely get (MOA, 3 inch groups, 1 inch groups, one 5-shot hole, whatever the audience will believe). (My favorite load, She likes, I feed her) (relevant caliber) (round ball, lead pill, sabotted hogwash, fullmetal jacketed minie, homebrewed Pb PRB) lubricated with (Moose Milk, Cow Spit, Hopkins Number 9, Wonderlube, Ballistol, hand lotion, shoe polish, Mink Guts), (over, in front of, pushed by) (relevant number of grains) of (FFG, FFFFFFG, relevant number of Fs) (Sacred Black, the real stuff, traditional corrosive mix, Austrian, Swiss, Pyrodex and I’m not ashamed). Last year I (took, harvested, procured, brought down, killed, massacred, eliminated, perforated) (whatever number audience will believe) (deer, elephant, bull moose, squirrel, whatever game audience will believe).
Geez, not in my house. It stays down and it better be down when herself goes in there. It is my one concession to putting up with my guns, kayaking, motorcycle riding, bad behavior in general and occasionally bourbon sipping.The only real pet peeve I have is the old lady leaving the toilet seat down......
How to write for muzzleloader magazines and web pages.
With this simple guide you can write like an old timer, even if you wear a tie and have never handled a gun. Just start the sentence and select a different word each time you need to make a decision. Without even a computer to screw it up, you can produce an infinite number of different stories.
DON’T say “I went to the range last weekend to shoot my flintlock.” NO, NO, NO – use the guide:
Last weekend I (traveled, vamoosed, headed out, drove, trotted) out to the (bunkers, targets, back 40, woods, quarry) to (make smoke, blast targets, pop a cap, puncture paper, spark a flint) with my (smokepole, frontloader, rocklock, capcracker). (Ol’ Betsy, Sureshot, Buttlicker, Rattlebang, Bullpuncher) is the most accurate (firearm, rifle, gun, smokepole, etc) I own. She/He’s a real (tackdriver, holepuncher, centercutter, sure kill) at (100 yds, 50 yds, ¼ mile, whatever the audience will believe). (From rest, offhand, kneeling, prone, backwards in a mirror) I routinely get (MOA, 3 inch groups, 1 inch groups, one 5-shot hole, whatever the audience will believe). (My favorite load, She likes, I feed her) (relevant caliber) (round ball, lead pill, sabotted hogwash, fullmetal jacketed minie, homebrewed Pb PRB) lubricated with (Moose Milk, Cow Spit, Hopkins Number 9, Wonderlube, Ballistol, hand lotion, shoe polish, Mink Guts), (over, in front of, pushed by) (relevant number of grains) of (FFG, FFFFFFG, relevant number of Fs) (Sacred Black, the real stuff, traditional corrosive mix, Austrian, Swiss, Pyrodex and I’m not ashamed). Last year I (took, harvested, procured, brought down, killed, massacred, eliminated, perforated) (whatever number audience will believe) (deer, elephant, bull moose, squirrel, whatever game audience will believe).
Several times I’ve been at the range with a traditional muzzle loader when someone walked by and made a comment about old school. Not sure if they were talking about the gun or me.
A product of "The Mountain Men" Brian Keith and Charlton Heston.All of the modern slang is tacky, but what really makes my skin crawl is "This Child".
I'm still looking through Cuthbertson.Cuthbertson in 1776 called it a "hammer" not steel, and thus the safety covering was the "hammer stall" which he also documents..
The earlier, 1764 manual merely refers to "the Spring", no mention of "feather". No way to tell if there were multiple accepted and understood terms in use....
LD
One of mine explained: we have sights on our guns and guns on this site. PolecatI find nothing wrong with correcting someone. That's how we learn. It's how you do it that matters. Many people have to come off like a know-it-all jerk when they tell you. Others act like they really just want to help you and care that you do it right.
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