Walruskid... gotta second you on the nurse bit... how many times have I gone upstairs to dig out splinters, stop bleeding or ice down mashed parts of my anatomy to hear, "Sorry, I'm off duty" :rotf:
Once, when impaling myself on a long bit kindling camping out-of-state, I even heard, "I'm not licensed in South Carolina..." :blah:
I thought keeping a nurse around would be an asset as clumsy as I am... instead it's "Cut the sarcasm and hand me a band-aid..." :shake: :rotf:
M
ps. another dangerous tool that can lead to the above: Going to the drill press thinking, 'it's only a little hole, I don't need to lock it in the vise...' whirr, snag, whap-whap-whap, zing... medic!