Preparing Patches

[Shifty]

What is your favorite way to apply Mink Oil to you patch material?

 

[Rebel]

Put patch on table top, grasp mink firmly behind the neck and while holding him over the patch squeeze firmly in a downward spiraling motion with other hand. :rotf:

 

[Shifty]

:blah: Now I know how you have 9zillion posts.

 

[Rebel]

Well you asked not me. :grin: But i would say to rub it in with your fingers if you don't like my first choice. :grin:

 

[Gemoke]

I rub it in with my fingers then heat them in the microwave for a few seconds.

 

[reddog]

Yer fingers???

 

[nw_hunter]

Sure glad he didn't ask how you apply bear greese! :blah:

 

[reddog]

I like the first choice,,,but then, I don't use mink oil.

 

[wvbuckbuster]

Guys I want to thank you for the good laugh! Got in from work and wanted to check out the site before going to bed and it was worth it just like always!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shifty]

OK, now what ointment is best for Mink bites? :cursing:

 

[Rebel]

Preperation H, it will shrink the healing time in half. Works wonders as a patch lube too for shrinking group size. :rotf:

 

It'll make yer .58 into a .40 caliber rifle. I would not recommend it for patch lube. :shocked2:

 

[DBox]

Bear grease? Is that what you grease a bear with to keep him from squeaking?

 

[jimmy82]

This thread got me a few funny looks while I was reading it. Very hilarious, have you guys considered becoming comedians?

 

[hocuspocus]

Sure glad he didn't ask how you apply bear greese! :blah:

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Feller walks into an ol saloon, claiming he's the toughest there is. Bartender says we got a test fer toughness round here
You gotta chug that 40 of whiskey, run out ,wrestle a grizzly, then come back and do that ol dirty wh0r* sittin over there
Fella walks to the bar and downs the 40 without a hickup ,then out the door quick he goes. Comes back in an hour ripped to frikin hamburg wearing only his belt.
Says to the bar keep,"Ok wheres that ol wh0r* I gotta wrestle?"
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You mean like that?

 

[FPDoc]

You guys are getting me into trouble reading these threads while my wife is sitting on the couch asking me why I'm laughing so hard. :rotf: