Oh gods… here it comes. I’ll give you my brother Jim Bob’s secret formula:Get ready!! You are about to get several thousand formulas for making your own lube! Just buy a few different readily available patch lubes like mink oil or bear grease or some other concoction of wax/oil & see what you prefer. It ain't rocket surgery & making your own is a waste of time. Just my two cents. I like the TOTW Mink Oil cause I hunt in the cold. You may like something different.
-3 cups moose milk
-2 cups vodka — the blueberry Stoli kind.
-3 leaves from a bay tree, picked at 6:am on the winter equinox.
-6 drops of unicorn sperm
Mix it all together and let ferment for 93 days.