Shotgunning with a muzzleloader took a religious turn

[Stumpkiller]

I is old and sore, but still getting out and burning powder. My "squaw" turns 70 this winter but I still appreciate a warm fire, snug blankets, and Old Forester straight in a glass.

For some unknown reason or lapse in sanity we just adopted a female standard French poodle puppy born on 8/11 to keep our six year old male (neutered) Airedale company, and the house is a wreck. A damp wreck. First female puppy. What is it with female puppies and submissive peeing? God makes them cute so you don't kill them.

 

[SciAggie]

That’s very interesting. My wife is on the alter guild. I may have her snag a few wafers to try in my 10 gauge.

 

[Britsmoothy]

I is old and sore, but still getting out and burning powder. My "squaw" turns 70 this winter but I still appreciate a warm fire, snug blankets, and Old Forester straight in a glass.

For some unknown reason or lapse in sanity we just adopted a female standard French poodle puppy born on 8/11 to keep our six year old male (neutered) Airedale company, and the house is a wreck. A damp wreck. First female puppy. What is it with female puppies and submissive peeing? God makes them cute so you don't kill them.

Good to hear from you

 

[Grumpa]

I have to say, this thread has as much humor as the Jokes thread. I am enjoying the comments with much laughter.
I just sent the original post to one of the deacons at our church (RC)...a bag of a couple hundred unconsecrated hosts went missing a week or two ago. He's a shooter, and I expect he'll get a laugh out of it...unless he's the one who took them!

Welcome back, Stumpy.

Richard/Grumpa

 

[TRP]

Ours used to have a paschal lamb impression in the center.