Swampy...Im calling YOU out!

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trucker said:
Wattsy said:
Swampy whilst following YOUR directions on making a hunting bag, I dang near bleed to death or at least it seemed that way for a second or two.

See you never explaind that a stitching awl can and apparently WILL go right into a finger and beyond. So there I am stitching my nose-picker to my hunting bag wondering how this could have possibly escaped your attention and prehaps YOU had devised this little exercise on PURPOSE for YOUR own twisted amusement. :hmm:

Anyway, giving the benifit of the doubt, you might want to add that little piece of wisdom into your instruction page so that a fatality dosnt occure on YOUR watch.

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Other then that...Thanks for all the help! :hatsoff:
it is sad but even the best instructions ,seldom come with common sense :rotf: :surrender: been there done that --hurts like h--l :thumbsup:

Just what are you exactly trying to say? :hmm:
 
Swampy, if you bought that Grey from a pet stone on Spruce Street in Philadelphia in the late seventies, my then- girlfriend- now- wife and i owe you an apology... seriously, we had no idea that the bird was so loud, that the diction would be so good, or that it would learn to cuss so fast! :haha:
 
:rotf: No didn't come from Philly but he'd give any Philly sports fan a run for their money. :haha: I swear he only needed to hear something once and if he liked it, he said it. Not just words but full sentances. :redface:
 
when my blood pressure gets too high , i *** the stitching awl thru my finger and let it bleed till the pressure gets back down to where i like it .
 
mrclean100 said:
when my blood pressure gets too high , i *** the stitching awl thru my finger and let it bleed till the pressure gets back down to where i like it .

:hmm: I've always been low blood pressure but lately it's been high, they tell me because of the pain I'm dealing with can cause high blood pressure. Next time my nurse checks it and it's high, I'll have to stick myself and I'll do it while shes here just to see the look on her face. :rotf:
 
Swampy said:
Ok Wattsy.....unless you bled out, you should have something to show us by now.... :hmm: :wink:


:haha: ...Oh I got sumthin but Its was a first attempt and its as ugly as a newborn baby. :wink: Honestly Im not even sure I want to waste a strap and horn button on it. :shake: :)
Only three more days of medical leave and Im gonna try again; Maybe THAT will be more picture worthy. :hmm:
 
Swampy said:
Next time my nurse checks it and it's high, I'll have to stick myself and I'll do it while shes here just to see the look on her face. :rotf:

No,no,,,the Barber is supposed to do blood letting and dental work!
Cheesh! Trying to do professional work on your own will lead to trouble!
:grin:
 
necchi said:
Swampy said:
Next time my nurse checks it and it's high, I'll have to stick myself and I'll do it while shes here just to see the look on her face. :rotf:

No,no,,,the Barber is supposed to do blood letting and dental work!
Cheesh! Trying to do professional work on your own will lead to trouble!
:grin:

:haha: I been yelled at more than once for doing my own surgery. :redface: Man they don't like that at all. :haha:
 
Swampy: You only have half the recipe for perfect health. The full recipe is bleed AND purge. Take a quart of blood, then take some sugar of lead and a mercury enima to evacuate the various ill humours ... This was the prescription for yellow fever!
:shocked2:
 
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