Old Guys vs Young Guys

[soggy]

.......Go ahead you young fellars, make fun of us old [strike]farts[/strike] fellows. Someday you'll know what it's like .......First you gotta find all your shootin' gear, then you gotta remember where you put your hearing aid, your teeth, your walker, then you gotta go find your guide dog, and that's all gotta be done before you even think about finding the range. Then you gotta make sure the light conditions are correct (can't have the sun glaring off a shiny forehead)
Then suposing you do manage to get a decent target you still gotta mail the target to some guy who lives 56 miles up the side of a mountain somewhere in Texas.
Which brings up the subject of them darn "dentures" ........Ya can't lick a stamp with 'em and you can't lick a stamp without 'em........ :cursing: :cursing: ............gotta go now! Nurse says it's time to take my pills........... :wink:

 

[J.D.]

Squirrel boy looked like he had a close encounter, of the worst kind, with a ghost. he still doesn't want to hear about his squirrely adventure. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

That's funny J.D. :rotf: Surely you wouldn't constantly remind him of something as traumatic as that. :wink:

Wait until he finds out you just told close to 15,000 people about his "squirrely adventure". :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

No, I never mention it. He has something on me too, but it isn't as good as his squirrel adventure. :wink:

To be honest, I really don't have to mention it, because other hunting pardners mention it quite frequently...and they are quite capable of embellishing an already hilarious story. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I shot my target yesterday. And while is isn't all that good, it ain't bad for someone who hasn't shot in over a year.

Since I don't like hanging out with old people, they take themselves too seriously and subsequently don't have any sense of humor, you have my permission to include my shot with the young guys. Besides, I'm sure the young guys will need a good shot to just maintain some semblance of respectability as shooters. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :v

God bless

 

[jethro224]

It's good to have huntin' pardners... sometimes. :haha:

I'll keep a lookout for your target. :hatsoff:

 

[GreyWhiskers]

you have my permission to include my shot with the young guys.[/color]

A traitor in our midst? :hmm:

 

[J.D.]

you have my permission to include my shot with the young guys.[/color]

A traitor in our midst? :hmm:

Naw, just compassion for young, dumb kids who think they can out shoot the old guys. :rotf: :rotf:

 

[Halftail]

Jeffro,
Any reports from the head office?

 

[jethro224]

None yet. I'll keep checkin'.

 

[Mountainman56]

Procrastinating young whipper snappers. I've got a bunch in the pile all ready and I'd be more than happey to put my name on all but one of them. And that one......well it just wouldn't be right. I just know I don't hardly ever shoot that good.

Mwahahahahaha :rotf:

How does that go again? :hmm: Oh yeah I remember:

OLD GUYS RULE!

 

[Halftail]

Seems this place is like an old folks home......we're in serious need of some young blood.For long ,this keeps up we'll all be shootin for the old guys team... :wink:

 

[jethro224]

The young guys are just savin' the best fer last. :wink:

 

[soggy]

:grin: Maybe they are just waiting for their "MOMMY'S to say they can shoot ... :blah: .......... :rotf: :rotf:

 

[gabee]

I'll be sending a target. We cannot allow the old timers to be beat us, it would be humiliating.

 

[Halftail]

I'll be sending a target. We cannot allow the old timers to be beat us, it would be humiliating.

Goodolgabe,
You aint that old after all... :grin: Round up some more young fellas...Preferabily ones that can shoot and we'll comence to whoopin old senior butt..... :rotf:
:wink:

 

[Halftail]

:grin: Maybe they are just waiting for their "MOMMY'S to say they can shoot ... :blah: .......... :rotf: :rotf:

Gee Sogg.....your being mean! :hmm:
It seems some of the seniors need help too.... :hmm: I hear that some of them have to get their wife to tag along...just so as they can just FIND the range! :rotf:
Probably even had to take the shot for them :hmm: :wink: :grin:

 

[lonehunter]

Halftail, did you not see the post on this forum, WHERE DID ALL THE POWDER GO?? I know where it went, all the old guys trying to hit paper to be in this contest. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Dont feel bad fellas, Im trying to figure out how im gonna mail the backstop :haha: :v

 

[jethro224]

:grin: Maybe they are just waiting for their "MOMMY'S to say they can shoot ... :blah: .......... :rotf: :rotf:

You musta fergot who our Mommas married. :hmm:
Old guys! :shocked2:
Momma said shoot! :rotf:
I got Buripity's target today.

'Course his target got sabotaged by one of them old fellers shakin' his elbow just as he was shootin'...
:hmm: :hmm: :hmm: Hey... there's sumpthin' fishy goin' on here...
Old guy went shootin' with Buripity
Old guy went shootin' with Halftail
I ain't sure how old J.D. is but he wants to be on our team. I think he mighta went shootin' with himself...

:hmm: :hmm: :hmm:

 

[jethro224]

I'll be sending a target. We cannot allow the old timers to be beat us, it would be humiliating.

Glad to have you goodolgabe! :hatsoff: Aim small!

 

[jethro224]

lonehunter, you might be onto the answer. :rotf:

 

[Halftail]

Halftail, did you not see the post on this forum, WHERE DID ALL THE POWDER GO?? I know where it went, all the old guys trying to hit paper to be in this contest. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Lonehunter,I think your onto something!

 

[GreyWhiskers]

I got Buripity's target today.

'Course his target got sabotaged by one of them old fellers shakin' his elbow just as he was shootin'...

That aint what happened. He heard the dinner bell and rushed his shot. :wink: GW